Lead Jammer pointed out this silly website today -- lollergirls. I especially like the Febreeze one, as I currently believe Febreeze is the most amazing thing ever -- I spray my pads and helmet with Febreeze after every practice and it smells fantastic. I have literally never washed the things and (at the beginning of practice, anyway) they smell brand new. It's magic. I think Febreeze should make a commercial with roller derby girls talking about their stinky pads. It would be awesome.