Friday, August 17, 2007

Total derby out-freakage

Okay, that was the most incredibly exciting, torturous thing I've witnessed in quite awhile -- I cannot wait to see the video! Alas, we did not win, but we clearly kicked ass:
3:45 pm

They're off. The teams look evenly matched so far, swapping off on the first two jams.
3:52 pm

A very scrappy bout. This is going to be a close battle for the right to play against a fresh Minnesota tomorrow.
3:57 pm

Boston loses their jammer to the penalty box. Big opportunity for Detroit in this close first period.
3:58 pm

Penalties are going to make a difference in this one. Lose your jammer, give away 10 points.
4:02 pm

Despite the score, the Boston jammers seem stronger so far.
4:06 pm

First period is over. A great battle between these closely ranked teams.
4:07 pm

I just heard a Detroit girl say that derby is just like sex - 2 minutes at a time.
4:19 pm

Second period coming up in about a minute
4:23 pm

Detriot off to a fast start with Racer McChaseHer jumping out to quick lead jammer position and pulling in 5
4:23 pm

Detriot off to a fast start with Racer McChaseHer jumping out to quick lead jammer position and pulling in 5
4:31 pm

Boston follows on with a great answering jam with two grand slams to take the lead.
4:31 pm

Boston follows on with a great answering jam with two grand slams to take the lead.
4:32 pm

And Boston now has a lone jammer, Detroit will sit out most of the jam. Ouch. Boston jammer Claire D. Way turns on the speed.
4:35 pm

And now Boston's jammer will sit one out. Racer McChaseHer goes out alone to try to widen the gap.
4:35 pm

And now Boston's jammer will sit one out. Racer McChaseHer goes out alone to try to widen the gap.
4:43 pm

This is sounding repetitive, but the closeness continues. Plenty of penalties, Racer McChaseHer jamming multiple times and bringing home plenty of points
4:48 pm

And a big end to the second period. It doesn't quite feel like a barnburner yet, but the noise level is defintely going to go up in the third.
4:57 pm

Both teams are back to the benches, ready to rumble with four minutes left in the break.
5:03 pm

They're off. Boston adds a few to their lead while the Detroit jammer gets stuck for 0.
5:05 pm

Racer again to close the gap significantly. She's really earning her way through this bout
5:09 pm

Rock Candy closes the gap to 3
5:10 pm

for Detroit that is. Now Killbox (also detroit) is running up a few to take the lead!
5:15 pm

Boston rolls up a few more, Detroit's jammer sits out the first lap of the next jam. It's too close for jammer penalties. Boston gets Lead and builds the lead.
5:17 pm

Detroit needs to close the gap asap or they're going to get stuck.
5:17 pm

Detroit needs to close the gap asap or they're going to get stuck.
5:19 pm

And Detroit pulls out front as the Boston jammer goes to the box!!
5:20 pm

This could be the last scoring jam. Boston starts it 1 point down with no jammer.
5:19 pm

And Detroit pulls out front as the Boston jammer goes to the box!!
5:20 pm

This could be the last scoring jam. Boston starts it 1 point down with no jammer.
5:22 pm

Nope. Looks like we'll have at least one more. It could go either way!
5:22 pm

Nope. Looks like we'll have at least one more. It could go either way!
5:26 pm

Lots of stategy going on in the end game. One short scoreless jam. 1:22 left for Boston to pull ahead.
5:28 pm

Racer McChaseHer back out for the final jam, but she's thrown off!! Boston scores 2 to tie!
5:28 pm

Racer McChaseHer back out for the final jam, but she's thrown off!! Boston scores 2 to tie!
5:29 pm

Tie breaker. We'll have one 2 minute jam, no lead will be called. The crowd is freaking out.
5:30 pm

Detroit will start the tie breaker with no jammer.
5:33 pm

Detroit wins!
5:35 pm

Fantastic roller derby here in Batelle Hall. It sure as hell did turn into a barn burner, reminiscent of AZRD v Rat City in Tucson 2006.
5:35 pm

Fantastic roller derby here in Batelle Hall. It sure as hell did turn into a barn burner, reminiscent of AZRD v Rat City in Tucson 2006.
5:36 pm

Penalties:
Boston 88 minor, 3 Major
Detroit 123 minor, 7 Major
5:36 pm

The announcers are trying to get the track cleared so the next teams can warm up. Total derby out-freakage.

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